THE BUM FITS THE TOOSHIE. I WIN!
If I fits, I sits
HE LOOKS SO FUCKING PLEASED WITH HIMSELF OH MY GOD
do u ever notice people who clearly aren’t better than you think they are better than you????
“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny
it’s gives off it’s own little patch of sunlight
where the fuck did you get a dragon tales’ stone
You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.
if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag
who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns